Sunday School and Service Hours

Sunday School: (September – May) Sunday 9:30AM – 10:30AM
Service: Sunday 10:30AM – 11:30AM

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” ‘GOD WON’T GIVE ME MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE’ – REALLY?” (James 1:9-18)

“‘GOD WON’T GIVE ME MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE’ – REALLY?” (James 1:9-18)
Series: JAMES May 28, 2017 10:30 AM.
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Goat Funny”
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a goat!
Doctor: How long have you had this feeling?
Patient: Ever since I was a kid.

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“REMEMBER THESE 3 LITTLE WORDS” (James 1:2-8)

“REMEMBER THESE 3 LITTLE WORDS” (James 1:2ff)
Series: JAMES May 14, 2017 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION
“Today’s Special” #1 – Karyn’s Dad’s Joke: The physics teacher and the calculus teacher dated without success. They had no chemistry between them.

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“HOME, JAMES” (James 1:1 – Introduction to ‘James’ Series)

“HOME, JAMES ” (James 1:1)
Series: JAMES (Introduction) May 7, 2017 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

“Today’s Special”: A Cow Funny
A farmer had been swindled several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow $499.95

Shipping and handling 35.75
Extra stomach 79.25
Two-tone exterior 142.10
Produce storage compartment 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
Automatic fly swatter 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
Deluxe dual horns 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80

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“THIS IS A TEST!”

“THIS IS A TEST”
April 30, 2017 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Name Funny”
A husband has to go away on a business trip. Really bad timing – his wife is about to deliver a set of twins (boy & girl).
Sure enough, she goes into labor the minute his plane takes off. So his brother takes her to the hospital. She has a rough labor and it takes a long time to recover her communication skills.
But the hospital needs names for the babies before they can release them from the hospital. So it’s up to the new uncle to name them.
When the husband finally comes home, he is a bit worried about what his brother named his children. So he carefully asks his wife what are their names.
She replied, “Well, he named our daughter Denise.”
“Hey, that’s not so bad” he says and smiles.
“I know, but he named your son Denephew!”

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