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“FACES OF CALVARY” (Mark 15)
November 11, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
“THE HOUR HAS COME” (Mark 14:32-42)
November 4, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
“WATCH!” – sounds like another time-ly message! (Mark 13)
October 28, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “What would Jesus DRIVE?”
One theory is that Jesus would ride around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.”
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.”
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that “the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.”
Joshua drove a sports car with a hole in its muffler, “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.”
And, following the Master’s lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda: “The Apostles were in one Accord.”
“WHO ARE YOU IF ONLY GOD IS WATCHING?” (Mark 12:35-44)
October 21, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “A Pastor Funny”
So this pastor gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks ” Have you been drinking?” To which the pastor replies” Only water, sir”. The officers says” Then why do I smell wine?” To which the pastor replies “Oh my! He’s done it again!”
“WHAT WAS JESUS THINKING?” (Mark 11)
October 14, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “At the Pearly Gates”
Three people die – a doctor, a school teacher and the CEO of a large health insurance company. When met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, he asks the doctor, ‘What did you do in your life?’
The Doctor replied, ‘I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free.’ St. Peter told the Doctor, ‘You may go in.’
St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did. She replied, ‘I taught educationally challenged children.’ St. Peter then told her ‘You may go in.’
At last, he asked the third man, ‘What did you do?’ The man hung his head and replied, ‘I ran a large health insurance company.’ To which St. Peter replied, ‘You may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.’
