Hours of Operations

  • Sunday School: (September – May)
    • Sunday 9:30AM – 10:30AM
  • Service:
    • Sunday 10:30AM – 11:30AM
  • Bargain Basket:
    • Wednesday 10:00AM – 2:00PM
    • Thursday 10:00AM – 4:00PM
    • Friday 10:00AM – 4:00PM
    • Saturday 9:00AM – 1:00PM
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“SEVENTEEN” (Genesis 7:11; 8:4; 37:2; 47:28; John 3:17)

“SEVENTEEN!”
Sept. 17, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Speeding Funny”
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer.” the man began, “I can explain!”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…”
“But officer, I just wanted to say….”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

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“YOU GONNA TEAR DOWN MY MEMORIAL TOO? GOD” (Genesis 22:1-14)

“YOU GONNA TEAR DOWN MY MEMORIAL TOO? GOD”
(Genesis 22:1-14)
Sept. 3, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Calendar Funny”
What is the favorite month of lumberjacks? SepTIIMMMBEERRRR!!!

INTRODUCTION 50 years from now, what will our children have learned about their history from the past 200 years? All the statues honoring the heroes of past generations would have been removed or smashed. Even the statue of Thomas Jefferson, honoring him as the founder of the U of Virginia, is being contemplated as being moved. Will they also tear down the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, DC? Will they close his home in Monticello, VA? which appears on our coins? Will our Jefferson coins & dollars go?What will future generations know?
What about God’s memorial? Are they going to tear that one down, too? Did you know He has one? Our text tells us.

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“DO YOU NEED A TRANSPLANT?” (Hebrews 4:12-13)

“DO YOU NEED A TRANSPLANT?” (Hebrews 4:12-13)
Aug. 27, 2017 10:30 AM FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Pain Funny”
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?
A: His goal: transcend dental medication.

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“SINK, SWIM – OR WALK!” (Matthew 14:22-33)

“SINK, SWIM – OR WALK!” (Matt. 14:22-33)
Aug. 20, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Worry Funny”
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
The other kid says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
The first kid says, “What if they try to escape?”

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“Trouble? PRAY! Happy? SING! Sick? CALL!” (James 5:13-20)

“Trouble? PRAY! Happy? SING! Sick? CALL!” (James 5:13-20)
Series: JAMES Aug. 6, 2017 10:30 AM FINAL Series Message
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Shoplifter Funny” The manager of a grocery store nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to his office, near the cash registers, when the shoplifter tried to run away.
After a brief scuffle the manager was able to wrestle the thief to the floor. He looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.
“Everything’s fine, folks,” the manager assured them. “This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than ten items.”

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