Sunday School and Service Hours

Sunday School: (September – May) Sunday 9:30AM – 10:30AM
Service: Sunday 10:30AM – 11:30AM

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“‘ADULTEROUS PEOPLE! – LISTENING?’” (James 4:1-10)

“‘ADULTEROUS PEOPLE! – LISTENING?’” (James 4:1-10)
Series: JAMES July 16, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

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“WHAT TO SAY, WHEN TO SAY IT” (James 3:13-18)

“WHAT TO SAY, WHEN TO SAY IT” (James 3:13-18)
Series: JAMES July 2, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: From the book, The Best Golf Stories Ever Told” – “Golf & The Parson”:
There is the story of the golfing parson who could not keep from swearing when the balls went wrong.
His friend told him, “Golf and the ministry don’t seem to go together. Take my advice before it’s too late, and give it up, Thomas.”
A few months later Thomas met his friend again.
“You were right, Jamie, “cried the parson cheerily, “they didn’t run well in harness; golf and the ministry. I have followed your advice, I have given it up.”
“Then what are you doing with that sack of clubs?” Inquired Jamie.
“What am I doing with them? Repeats the puzzled Thomas. Why I am going to play golf with them.” A light broke upon him. “Great Heavens man!” He continued, “ye didn’t think twas the golf I’d given up?”

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“NO MAN CAN TAME THE TONGUE” (James 3:1-12)

“NO MAN CAN TAME THE TONGUE” (James 3:1-12)
Series: JAMES June 25, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Some quick “thots”
Why doesn’t somebody cross electric blankets with toasters so we could pop out of bed each morning?
The chance of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

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“I GOT FAITH! I BELIEVE IN JESUS! I’M GOOD TO GO!” (James 2:14-26)

“I GOT FAITH! I BELIEVE IN JESUS! I’M GOOD TO GO!” (James 2:14-26)
Series: JAMES June 18, 2017 10:30 AM J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A New Minister Funny”
A new minister comes to down. Seeking to get to know the town better, he takes a walk downtown and asks a little boy, “where can I find the Post Office?” And is told. Then he asks, “where can I find the grocery store?”, and he is told. Finally, he offers to the boy to come to church Sunday so that the boy can find Jesus. The boy wisely replies, “mister, you couldn’t find the post office or the grocery store. How do you expect to find Jesus?”

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“MERCY WINS!” (James 2:1-13)

“MERCY WINS !” (James 2:1-13)
Series: JAMES June 11, 2017 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: FELINE PHYSICS OR CAT LAWS
LAW OF CAT INERTIA: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT: A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
LAW OF PILL REJECTION: Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity.
LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.

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