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“WHAT YOU DO THAT YOU DO ALWAYS”
June 10, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S FUNNY: “Visit to A Zoo”
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” Little Johnny replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.
“Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, “especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
“THE GREAT RECONCILER”
June 3, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
“A MEMORIAL SACRIFICE” (Isaiah 66:1-3)
May 27, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S FUNNY: “A Memories Funny”
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was almost asleep when his wife started reflecting on all the love they had shared. The old gentleman is about asleep when she nudges him and says, “Honey, do you remember how we used to hug?”
The old gentleman says, “Yes, dear,” and rolls over and gives her a big hug.”
Then he was almost asleep again, when she nudges him and says “Honey do you remember how we used to kiss?”
“Yes, dear,” and he rolls over and gives her a big kiss.
He was almost asleep when she again nudges him again and says, “Honey, do you remember how you used to nibble on my ear?”
The old guy throws off the covers, somewhat frustrated, sits up in bed, and gets up. The wife says, “What are you doing?” In an exasperated tone he says, “I’m going to go get my teeth.”
While Pastor Jeremy is away on vacation, he thought it would be good to post one of his favorite messages of the past 10 years.
So here goes today’s version of Pastor Jeremy’s “Retro Sunday”!
“DAVID’S HYMN TO HIS MOTHER” (Psalm 131)
May 13, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S FUNNY: “Things Only a Mom Can Teach”
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!”
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
“I brought you into this world, and I certainly can take you out.”
