Hours of Operations

  • Sunday School: (September – May)
    • Sunday 9:30AM – 10:30AM
  • Service:
    • Sunday 10:30AM – 11:30AM
  • Bargain Basket:
    • Wednesday 10:00AM – 2:00PM
    • Thursday 10:00AM – 4:00PM
    • Friday 10:00AM – 4:00PM
    • Saturday 9:00AM – 1:00PM
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“VETERANS: THANK YOU FOR SERVING!” (Luke 9:57-62)

“VETERANS: THANK YOU FOR SERVING!” (Luke 9:57-62)
Nov. 12, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

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“WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH AN EXTRA HOUR?” (Genesis 4:1-10)

“WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH AN EXTRA HOUR?” (Gen. 4:1-10)
Nov. 5, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

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“SAINT JEREMY SPEAKING TODAY” (Psalm 145:10)

“SAINT JEREMY SPEAKING TODAY” (Ps. 145:10)
Oct. 29, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL (shared with me by my good friend Dr. Becker of Texas): “A Seniors’ Perspective of Facebook”
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give them the “thumbs up” and tell them I like them. And it works just like Facebook.
I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

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“WHERE MERCY KISSES TRUTH” (2 John 3)

“WHERE MERCY KISSES TRUTH” (2 John 3)
Oct. 22, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL #1: “A Support Funny”
The prospective father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no, I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you are going to have to fend for yourselves.”
TODAY’S SPECIAL #2: (40 years later from #1) “An Anniversary Funny”
John and Nancy, now ˙married for 40 years, planned a second wedding to renew their vows.
Nancy described to her friend the dress she would wear.
Nancy’s friend asked, “What color shoes?”
Nancy replied, “Silver.”
John chimed in: “Yep, silver … to match her hair.”
With a pointed look at John’s bald spot, Nancy’s friend said: “So, John, I guess you’ll go barefoot.”

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“WHAT IS TRUTH?” (starting with Psalm 25:5)

“WHAT IS TRUTH?”
Oct. 15, 2017 10:30 AM
FBC Earlville, NY J B Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S SPECIAL: “A Grace Funny”
Sister Grace at the convent opened a letter from home and found a $100 bill from her parents. She smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily-dressed stranger leaning against the lamppost below.
Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair. Sister Grace” on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, and tossed it out the window. The stranger picked it up and read the note. He tipped his hat to Sister Grace and hurried away.
The next day, Sister Grace was told that a man was asking to see her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.
“What’s this?” she asked.
“That’s your $8,000, Sister,” he replied. “‘Don’t Despair’ paid 80-to-1.”

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