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CHRISTMAS: “A TALE OF GOD’S FAVOR” (Ruth 2)
FBC Earlville, N.Y. December 9, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “Signs that your church fund-raising campaign is in trouble” [from a book on “Bible Humor” found in our own church library!]:
Your consultant’s first name is “Fingers”
Half of the campaign letters were returned, “addressee unknown”
You have been receiving fast-food coupons in the offering plate.
Commitment Sunday falls during Spring Break.
The Chairman of the Board recommends donating soda bottles and cans as a major funding source of the campaign.
Finally, most members think that “Faith Promise” is the name of the pastor’s secretary.
CHRISTMAS: “A TALE OF 3 LADIES” (Ruth 1)
FBC Earlville, N.Y. December 2, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: A “Shepherd Funny”
Do you know why in New Testament times that shepherds refused to hang glide?
They were soar afraid!
“THE SACRIFICE OF THANKSGIVING” (Ps. 116:17)
FBC Earlville, N.Y. November 25, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “Two Turkey Funnies”
#1: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
“DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” (Mark 16)
Closing Message – “Gospel of Mark” Series
November 18, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “A Pun or Two”
Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas!
What do you call dental xrays? Tooth pics!
When I was little my mom used to feed me alphabet soup claiming I’d love it. I didn’t really – she was just putting words in my mouth.
Did you hear about the accident at Lenscrafters? A new tech got his hand caught in the lens grinder. Injuries were minor, but he really made a spectacle of himself!
Once upon a time there were two mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor. Before he knew it, he was lost. “Help! Help!” He shouted to his friend. “Help me make it through the knight.”
“FACES OF CALVARY” (Mark 15)
November 11, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor
