Category Archives: Korah Psalms

“PSALM 88: VERSE 19” (Psalm 88)

“PSALM 88: VERSE 19” (Psalm 88)
FBC Earlville 12-11-16 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S FUNNY “A Born Funny”
A pastor asked his Bible class, “Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?”
A student replied, “Because his mother was there.”

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“REVIVE US AGAIN !” (Psalms 85 & 87)

“REVIVE US AGAIN !” (Psalms 85 & 87)
FBC Earlville 12-4-16 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S FUNNY “Mood Swing” When Charlie was a boy, his mother wore a mood ring.
When she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on Charlie’s forehead.

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GOD’S DWELLING PLACE (Psalm 84)

“GOD’S DWELLING PLACE” (Psalm 84)
FBC Earlville 11-27–16 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S FUNNY In light of last week’s riddles, here are some post-Thanksgiving thoughts:
#1 Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Johnny wrote, “I’m thankful that I’m
not a turkey.”
#2 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? (the outside!)
#3 What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

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“THE RIDDLE OF PSALM 49”

“THE RIDDLE OF PSALM 49” (Psalm 49)
FBC Earlville 11-20–16 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S FUNNY One of the first of my “favorite books” was published in 1960 and entitled, “Bennett Cerf’s Book of Riddles”. Here is a small sample [with your answers at the bottom of the message!]:
1. What gets lost every time you stand up?
2. What makes more noise than a cat stuck in a tree?
3. If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?
4. What is big and red and eats rocks?

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“G R E A T !” (Psalm 48)

“G R E A T !” (Psalm 48)
FBC Earlville 11-13–16 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S FUNNY “Stranger Danger” A little girl was walking home from school one day when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up besides her.
After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” “NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, “Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.” “NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her a third time and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike.”
Finally, the little girl stops and turns toward him and screams out…”Look Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley…YOU RIDE IT!!”

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