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Category Archives: DANIEL
“JESUS GETS THE DEATH PENALTY!” (Daniel 9:20-27)
FBC Earlville 8-05-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “A Ticket Funny“
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist, as the police officer handed him a receipt for his speeding traffic fine.
“Keep it,” the officer advised. “When you get three of them, you get a bicycle.”
Daniel 9:20-27 is prophecy at its best, and the Holy Spirit and His Word are our teachers! PRAYER
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“WHEN THE CHILDREN DON’T LISTEN TO THE FATHER” (Daniel 9:1-19)
FBC Earlville 7-29-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “An Olympic Funny“
It’s 2012 and it’s the Olympics in London. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven’t got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. “McTavish, Scotland,” he says, “Discus,” and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. “Waddington-Smythe, England,” he says, “Pole vault,” and in he walks.
“WHEN TRUTH IS CAST TO THE GROUND” (Daniel 8:12)
FBC Earlville 7-22-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “Foreign Pizza“:
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he’s in luck, there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
“THE BEAST THAT IS STILL DEVOURING” (Daniel 7:19-28)
FBC Earlville 7-08-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “Room Funny“
When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.
“It’s terrific,” he said.
“I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room.
But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”
“WHEN THE ANCIENT OF DAYS SITS DOWN” (Daniel 7:1-10)
FBC Earlville 7-01-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “Golf Buddies“
John and his friend Bob were golf fanatics who had been hitting the links every Saturday morning for 24 years.
Following their last outing, John returned home exhausted and plopped down in his easy chair.
His wife becomes concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game.
“No, no”, he replied, “I had the best game I have had in years. As a matter-of-fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a hole-in-one on the 3rd hole.”