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Category Archives: Pillars
“THE CONSECRATION OF THE PILLARS” (Mark 10)
FBC Earlville 12-09-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “Unique Couple”
A Frenchman walks into a restaurant with a parrot on his shoulder.
The maitre-de asks, “Where did you get that thing?”
The parrot replies, “In France, there are millions of them!”
“THE COMMUNION OF THE PILLARS” (Mark 14:32-42)
FBC Earlville 12-02-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “Holiday Funny”
A young man was home from college over semester break.
He had complained to no end about the poor food at school, so his mom offered to make his favorite breakfast.
After he took the first bite of his eggs benedict, he smiled and said, “You know Mom, there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.”
“THE EDUCATION OF THE PILLARS” (Mark 5:37)
FBC Earlville 11-25-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “Table for 3”:
A group of 40-year-old buddies – David, Michael and Steven – discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View Kosher Bar & Grill because the waiters and waitresses there were very young and very fast.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Kosher Bar & Grill because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
“THE TRANSFIGURATION BEFORE THE PILLARS” (Matt. 17:1)
FBC Earlville 11-11-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Last week, Jordyn emailed me to report that she was excited that she has her own email address. So to “celebrate” her newfound status, she emailed me what I have affectionately entitled, “Jordyn’s Joke”. Today’s “Special”: “Jordyn’s Joke!”
“THE OBSERVATION OF THE PILLARS” (Mark 1:29)
FBC Earlville 11-04-12 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor
INTRODUCTION Today’s “Special”: “A Cut Above the Rest”:
A logging company needed to hire another lumberjack, and the first guy to apply was a short little skinny fellow, who was laughed at by the manager and told to leave.
“Just give me a chance,” the little guy pleaded.
“Okay,” the manager replied, “Grab your axe and cut down that cedar over there.”
Two minutes later he was back at the manager’s office, “Tree’s cut. Do I get the job?”