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CHRISTMAS: “A TALE OF 3 LADIES” (Ruth 1)

CHRISTMAS: “A TALE OF 3 LADIES” (Ruth 1)
FBC Earlville, N.Y. December 2, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: A “Shepherd Funny”
Do you know why in New Testament times that shepherds refused to hang glide?
They were soar afraid!

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“THE SACRIFICE OF THANKSGIVING” (Psalm 116:17)

“THE SACRIFICE OF THANKSGIVING” (Ps. 116:17)
FBC Earlville, N.Y. November 25, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “Two Turkey Funnies”
#1: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

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“DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” (Mark 16)

“DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” (Mark 16)
Closing Message – “Gospel of Mark” Series
November 18, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

TODAY’S “SPECIAL”: “A Pun or Two”
Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas!
What do you call dental xrays? Tooth pics!
When I was little my mom used to feed me alphabet soup claiming I’d love it. I didn’t really – she was just putting words in my mouth.
Did you hear about the accident at Lenscrafters? A new tech got his hand caught in the lens grinder. Injuries were minor, but he really made a spectacle of himself!
Once upon a time there were two mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor. Before he knew it, he was lost. “Help! Help!” He shouted to his friend. “Help me make it through the knight.”

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“FACES OF CALVARY” (Mark 15)

“FACES OF CALVARY” (Mark 15)
November 11, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

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“THE HOUR HAS COME” (Mark 14:32-42)

“THE HOUR HAS COME” (Mark 14:32-42)
November 4, 2018 10:30 AM
Rev. Jeremy B. Stopford, Pastor

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