WALK THE WALK

“WALK THE WALK”
FBC Earlville 7-20-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION Today’s Special: “The New Doctor”
A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

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FOOLISHNESS – 4th of July Sunday 2014

“FOOLISHNESS” (1 Corinthians 1:18-25; 2:14)
4TH OF JULY SUNDAY FBC Earlville 6-29-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION Today’s Specials: “Greedy” [patriotic, in honor of 4th of July Sunday]:
A well-dressed man is walking down the street in New York
when a mugger wearing a mask comes up to him, sticks a gun in his face and orders
him to hand over all his money.
Indignant, the man yells, “This is an outrage! You can’t do this! I’m a U.S. senator!”
The mugger thinks for a second and says, “Well in that case, give me back my money!

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THE CHILDREN’S CHILDREN (Psalm 103)

“THE CHILDREN’S CHILDREN” (Psalm 103)
FATHER’S DAY SUNDAY FBC Earlville 6-15-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

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THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD, OLD TESTAMENT STYLE

“THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD, OLD TESTAMENT STYLE”
PENTECOST SUNDAY FBC Earlville 6-08-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION Today’s Special: “Next In Line”
While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for his new license plate, a gentleman heard the clerk call the next customer by shouting, “E-I-E-I-O.”
“Here!” answered the woman standing next to him in line. Curious, the man asked her if she was married to a farmer, or maybe taught preschool.
“Neither,” she replied. “My name is McDonald.”

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JESUS SAID, “I AM THE LIFE” (John 14:6)

“JESUS SAID, ‘I AM THE LIFE’” (John 14:6)
SERIES: THE WAY, THE TRUTH, THE LIFE
FBC Earlville 6-01-14 10:30 AM Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION: Fun Voice Mails “Special”
~ I can’t answer the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don’t remember. I’d appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.
~ Hi. I’m probably around, but I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
~ This is not voicemail. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call.
~ Roses are red, Violets are cheap, Leave your message After the beep.

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