WHEN I AM STRONG

“WHEN I AM STRONG”
FBC Earlville 10-26-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION Today’s Special: “A Oops Funny”
First guy: “I’m really in the doghouse. I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask.”
Second guy: “What kind of question?”
First guy: “She asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat, and ugly.”
Second guy: “That’s easy. You just say, ‘Of course I will.'”
First guy: “Yeah, that’s what I meant to say.  But what came out was, ‘Of course I do.'”

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“Weakness Series” Part 4 (2 Cor. 13:1-10)

“WORKING 7 DAYS MAKES ONE WEAK” (2 Cor. 13:1-10)
“Weakness Series” Part 4 FBC Earlville 10-19-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

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“Weakness Series” Part 3 (2 Cor. 12:1-10)

“A VISION IN POWER, A THORN IN WEAKNESS” (2 Cor. 12:1-10)
“Weakness Series” Part 3 FBC Earlville 10-12-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION Today’s Special: “How do you pronounce ‘Hawaii’?”
A tourist is in the Aloha state and approaches a gentleman. She asks him, “How do you pronounce ‘Hawaii’ – like HaWHYee or HaVAeee?
“HaVAeee,” the gentleman said.
The tourist said, “thank you.”
To which the gentleman replied, “You’re velcome.”

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“Weakness Series” Part 2 (1 Cor. 2:1-10)

“WEAKNESS REVEALED IN POWER” (1 Cor. 2:1-10)
“Weakness Series” Part 2
FBC Earlville 10-5-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

INTRODUCTION Today’s Special: “An Advice Funny”
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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“Weakness Series” Part 1 (Romans 8:18-27)

“A FUTURE HOPE VERSUS PRESENT DAY HELP” (Romans 8:18-27)
“Weakness Series” Part 1
FBC Earlville 9-28-14 10:30 AM
Rev. J.B. Stopford, Pastor

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